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The Week in Quotes: September 25, 2020

The Week in Quotes: September 25, 2020 Vincent Verhei 25 Sep 2020, 01:00 pm

Jaxsonville Jaguars mascot Jaxson deVille

FACIAL HAIR FACE-OFF

“The mustache versus the beard … I speculate the whisker is cooler. Guys that change mustaches have patchy sides.”

— Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick sheds down the gauntlet prior to Thursday Night Football’s duel between the two most iconic organizes of facial mane in the league.

“I’ll let mine speak for itself … but I’m gonna have respect for my elders. Peculiarly when they’re much, much elder.”

— Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew repays his respect to those that came before him, but isn’t afraid to throw a punch along the way.( Adam Schefter, ESPN via Twitter)

WORST-GASE SCENARIO

“Whoever’s got a pulse right now, we’re ready to go.”

— New York Spurt thought manager Adam Gase is grinding the bottom of the bag looking for targets for Sam Darnold. With the Jets’ top three receivers all out with injuries, the only two alternatives to play Sunday are Braxton Berrios and Josh Malone.( Greg Joyce, New York Post via Twitter)

Reporter: “This is a year plus of you guys struggling to be able to move the clod on offense– “

Adam Gase: “We moved the lump early. We moved the lump, we’ve just gotta finish in the red zone.”

R: “So was this like a successful day for you on offense? “

AG: “No. We moved the dance. At the beginning of the game. Then we had some harm publishes, we were down to two wide receivers. We didn’t execute in the red zone, we gotta positioned it in to get seven. We have to stay with the other team. If our protection is struggling, we have to do better on pique. We have to find a way to get in the end zone. When we’re kicking field goals, it’s not gonna help us if they’re scoring touchdowns.”

— Gase got annoyed with a reporter questioning the Jets’ ability to move the projectile on pique. In reference to Gase’s comments about how well his crew moved the ball, the Spurt pique crossed midfield three times before garbage experience, with one tour being set up on the San Francisco 22 -yard line after a Nick Mullens interception. The Airplane walked away with six points on those three drives. Likewise — whose decision is it to knock field goals, coach?( Charles McDonald, NY Daily News via Twitter)

WIN PROBABILITY WAS INVENTED FOR FALCONS GAMES

“We’ve got to go capture it when the moment comes … From where I discover, it was a slow roller and one that we should make the vigorous move to go get it. The front three are usually blocking as the high bouncers go to the second side, so the front line, generally on an onside kick, they’re looking to get a block firstly, then the high-pitched hop “re going to the” next musician. So when that instance happens and it’s not one that’s a high hopper you convey in and you go to your missile … They definitely know the rule.”

— Atlanta Falcons head coach Dan Quinn ensured skeptics that his kick return crew does, in fact, know the rules to an onside kick.( Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

MORE FOOD ON THE TABLE, EVERYONE EATS

“Regardless of whether I went mine or not, it’s clearly season for him to get his. I even left some fund on the plate. I made less so he could get more, so to say. I would definitely love to see my son do increased. It means a lot to the team.”

— Chicago Bears running back Tarik Cohen must be happy about his three-year, $17.3 -million extension. Cohen, nonetheless, won’t be fully fulfilled until wide receiver Allen Robinson gets his deserved propagation as well. Cohen was one of various Stands teammates who got involved in the #ExtendAR /# Extend1 2 social media flow, creating the need for Robinson’s extension to the public.( Chicago Sun-Times)

HOT ROD BUILDS A HOT ROD

“I time depleted it constructing some LEGO prepares and just talking to my sweetheart. That was about all I could do to take my knowledge off of it and not “ve been thinking about” it too much, and not make it be something that are harmful to me too much.”

— When roster gashes loomed for current Indianapolis Colts kicker Rodrigo Blankenship, “hes taking” his spirit off things by structure LEGO designates with his girlfriend. Blankenship exclusively constructed a LEGO Ferrari car and a LEGO Star Wars launch the night he found out he would be the Colts kicker.( Sports Illustrated)

CAN’T QUESTION HIS LOGIC

“I don’t know. I’ve been telling them we can’t start acquiring until we stop losing and right now we are doing things to beat ourselves with the turnovers and sacks and safeties and disadvantages on third downs on defense. I’m exactly not going to deal with it anymore.”

— Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer made it clear to his 0-2 crew that they, in fact, cannot earn activities while they are losing them.( ESPN)

HOME ALONE 3: STUCK AT SOFI

“Maybe he can miss the bus.”

— Buffalo Bills offensive coordinator Brian Daboll was asked how he plans to deal with Los Angeles Rams defensive tackle Aaron Donald. His answer: hope he doesn’t have to.( Marcel Louis-Jacques, ESPN via Twitter)

“Even if he did, shoooooooot, we’d send a limo.”

— Rams wide receiver Cooper Kupp engender it clear that the team will do whatever is needed to get Donald to the stadium on time.( L.A. Rams WR Cooper Kupp via Twitter)

SOCIALLY DISTANCED SECONDARY

Instagram Commenter: “Why u chaps playing to far away from the WR? “

Sean Murphy-Bunting: “COVID”

— Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback Sean Murphy-Bunting had some thematic humor ready for the lack of press coverage run by the Bucs secondary.( Greg Auman, The Athletic via Twitter)

METLIFE MOUTH

“At the end with the f—-in penalty. Oh, reprieve me. At the end with the penalty, clearly that’s something we’ve got to clean up and we can’t shoot ourselves in the paw. You can church up that usage in the quotes.”

— New York Giants psyche instruct Joe Judge is still working on the whole “clean your conversation up for the media” thing.( Pat Leonard, NY Daily News via Twitter)

DON’T KNOCK IT ‘TIL YOU TRY IT

“Just because I’m vegan doesn’t mean I just go outside and pick up grass and, you are familiar with, placed ranch on it — well, I guess that’s not vegan — or made balsamic on it and eat it. I still enjoy good food.”

— New England Patriots quarterback Cam Newton wants to dispel the stigma around vegan banquets, ensuring that ranch on lawn clippings is NOT a nutritious dinner. He added that he was feeing a lot of Chinese food and steamed vegetables.( Nicole Yang, Boston Globe via Twitter)

THIS WEEK IN SOCIAL MEDIA LEAVE YOUR MARK

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@derekcarrqb drew sure to leave his observe at Allegiant Stadium after the game [?]

A post shared by B/ R Gridiron (@ brgridiron) on Sep 21, 2020 at 8: 58 pm PDT

— Las Vegas Raiders quarterback Derek Carr left his score on the walls of Allegiant Stadium after raising home the team’s first earn in their new home on Monday Night Football against the New Orleans Saints.

JAXSON DOES HIS OWN STUNTS

UPDATE: The Jaguars mascot is still the most insane individual on the face of the planet pic.twitter.com/ Jlu2 5d6lz3

— Pick Six Podcast (@ picksixpod) September 25, 2020

— Who said Thursday Night Football couldn’t be agitating?

…* ALL* OF HIS OWN STUNTS

I HATE FOOTBALL pic.twitter.com/ BtcqYAdQaq

— sammy guevara (@ sammyguevara) September 25, 2020

— During halftime of the Thursday night game in Jacksonville, the Jaguars depicted All Elite Wrestling’s Stadium Stampede match — which was filmed at an exhaust TIAA Bank Field in May — on the stadium’s big screens. During the coincide, Jaguars mascot Jaxson de Ville was laid out by AEW star Chris Jericho. de Ville got his revenge on Thursday evening, dunking Jericho’s toadie Sammy Guevara into the stadium’s pool with an RKO outta nowhere.

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